The Reason They Call it a School Night

The Oscar party was great. Too great. So great that I found myself guzzling water from the bathroom faucet at 5am. So great that I’m wondering if I can just sit here at my work cubicle and not get up all day. Maybe I can finagle it so everyone brings me what I need.

Hey dude, if you’re going to the tape room can you bring me tape UN426?

I’m not going to the tape room.

Oh… (long pause)… Can you?

It just might work.

Meanwhile, I’d like to pass along a link to a site called Prettywitty.com. It’s a monthly internet zine that’s just getting off the ground and I’m hoping to be a regular contributor. Please visit it frequently!