Travel Weary

I have returned to civilization from my phenomenal 9-day trip. It's late and I'm tired, but I'm filled with questions.

- Whoa, Ronald Reagan died????

- Why is my clock blinking?

- Ray Charles died too??

- If cottage cheese smells fine but is off-white and soupy -- is it still good? (nevermind I'm eating it)

- Did anyone else die?? (nevermind, clicking to the Blog of Death)

My thanks to Brooks Ayola over at Brooks Blog for discovering a fresh new link. This Credit Card Prank is hysterical.