Saturday, October 02, 2004

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Bush Announces Plan for Iraq Summit



“We’re gonna host a summit!” President Bush announced to a cheering crowd.

Fresh off his debate victory, Bush campaigned in Ohio this weekend, announcing further details of his plan to bring order to Iraq.

“By hosting a summit for Iraq, we bring our allies in the international community to the table and create a broad coalition for Iraqi sovereignty.”

When asked by reporters where he got the idea for the summit, Bush shrugged. “It’s my idea. I came up with it. It’s been my plan all along.” The packed crowd cheered Bush, who immediately went up 3 points in a Gallup poll.

“You can’t win the war without winning the peace,” said Bush, whose supporters said they had never heard the President so eloquent.

“It was Senator Kerry’s vote that sent us to Iraq.” Bush continued. “What my opponent fails to realize is this is the wrong war, at the wrong time and the wrong place!”

The crowd cheered its approval. Various political analysts praised the Bush strategy, while still claiming they have yet to hear a coherent plan from Democratic rival John Kerry.

“My opponent says we should have entered this war with an exit strategy,” Bush snickered. “You can’t enter a war talking about your exit – what kind of mixed message does that send?”

Bush’s comments elicited laughter and cheers from the ‘Buckeye’ crowd. Indeed, polls show this comment alone lifted him one more point above John Kerry.

Polls now show Bush leading Kerry 74% to 48%.



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