Satanic Guest House
The following was a real ad in the Los Angeles Craig's List.
(credit to blogging.la for the find)
$700 / 1br - Satanic guest House
1 Bedroom private guest house, on dirt road in hills overlooking Broadway / Mission Rd. Walls drip with blood, overpowering stench of death -- but the views are nice! DO NOT FLAG THIS AD FOR BEING IN THE WRONG CATEGORY AGAIN, THERE IS NO SEPERATE CATEGORY FOR SATANIC GUEST HOUSES! STOOPID!
(credit to blogging.la for the find)
posted by "Harold" at 5:09 PM
2 Comments:
What's sad is that I would rent it. I'm into that creepy crap.
actual housing in LA within my price range? very tempting...! hope I don't have to include my soul in the bargain as a "pet fee". The smell is no issue. my giant voodoo lilly drives me to distraction every Valentine's day when it flowers. I'm sure my lizzards would LOVE climbing the walls. Is this the blood of nun's abortions? Do fetuses trickle down the wall, too? My little darlings would sure like some extra protein!
BTW: say, do these things make good hour derves? I could invite the local deamons up and I bet we could play "tubular bells" REALLY LOUD all night long!!
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