The Way We Do It in LA

People outside Los Angeles assume that celebrities are commonplace here -- a normal part of our daily lives.

This is, of course, completely true.

Morgan Fairchild, for example, once helped me with the leg press at my Bally's gym. Tom Cruise once cut me off in traffic and of course all Angelenos seek out director David Lynch for their daily weather report.

Next week... the Dodger report from Tori Spelling! My thanks to my pal Mac for this wonderful link.