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Deal or No Deal Banker to Divorce Wife

‘The deal is off,’ says wife of The Banker from NBC’s hit game show Deal or No Deal. The couple is calling it quits after 16 years of marriage.

“When I married The Banker, back in 1990, he was just The Teller at First Financial in Pacoima,” said the Wife of the Banker. “Ever since the success of the show, I’ve seen a change in my husband. I think his head has gotten bigger and it hasn’t been good for him or our relationship.”

Insiders close to the hit show say that The Banker, who phones the soundstage as many as 12 times during production in order to scream obscenities, unheard by the audience, at host Howie Mandel, has become even more abrasive than he was before the success of the show. “He’s constantly lowballing the contestants and penny-pinching the staff,” said an unnamed source. “He once tried to charge our PA for sitting in a chair.”

Sources confirm that The Banker has indeed been cheating on his wife with this unidentified woman. The Wife of the Banker had long suspected her husband was having an affair, but mistakenly believed it was with the model who carries case #19 on the show.

The Banker could not be reached for comment.